oppressively depressed

i'm oppressively depressed, i'm depressed guys, very depressed. guess what...you get more depressed when, for a change, you're not the one in deep shit. MANN! wahh....i never wanted masi oka's power more man. All it'd take is a little wobble of my cheeks and poof! and i don't need to be typing this nonsense and feeling certain rage emotions and i don't need to keep adding and's to this sentence to make it longer. I mean, i'm so depressed i'm drinking milk of the carton!!
Haiz..this'll take some time to wear off...