Friday, December 21, 2007

Gin! You fool!

The cacophony of the crashing pewter turntable jolted me out of my reverie, the nostalgia that had just engulfed me in a tight cocoon vanished as I rushed to the scene of the commotion. Even before I reached the cavernous chamber, that was our hall, I had a sneaky suspicion of who the culprit might be. As I approached the crowd of people that had already gathered around the entrance, I could clearly see the crop of distinctive auburn hair that was Gin’s. He was grinning sheepishly as he inched his way into the safety of the surrounding populous. Gin! You fool!, was all that I could say to myself.

“GIN! You filthy weasel of a dog!” the master screeched. As the bulbous figure of the master entered the hallway, a cold shiver ran down each of our spines. “You’ll pay for your impertinence, you little filth! A day in the chokey will straighten your act.”

There was a visible gasp at the pronouncement of his sentence and the smirk on Gin’s face was replaced by an expression of pure terror. I tore my eyes away from the freakish features of the master to find my heart filled with a greater trepidation as I spied the pallid countenance of Gin, even his freckles had seemingly disappeared.

“NO! no! nooo...!”, was all that we could hear as we watched Gin being dangled by his ankles and carted of into the dark abyss of the dungeons by the abominable drones. My eyes were livid, and my hands clammy, as all the feeling of a happy past was snuffed out by a downpour of mercury in my heart. Gin! You fool!

Friday, December 14, 2007

great wall of Prague

Today we scaled the walls of Prague, i grazed my knee, a small price for the invaluable gift we were about to receive, the hour was late...then we heard the dreaded screech of the inner chamber doors open...we froze...beads of perspiration coalesced on my facade as i watched the grotesque shadow of the MASTER stretch and yawn...we hid behind the neem tree... we were safe or so i thought... He or rather 'it' rolled the tobacco and lit it ....it began smoking the noxious fumes... suddenly i felt my eyes sting, nose burn and my throat itch as i inhaled the toxic gas, i was going to sneeze, and there was nothing i could do about it, we were going to be found out and punished for our insolence.. as I braced my self for the inevitable doom, i found my self pulled back roughly and someone’s knuckles in my mouth.. I guaffed...... it was only a small sound, but the master twitched, he was staring directly at us...we would have been exposed hadn't it been for the neem tree.... he continued staring in our direction.. and after what seemed an eternity, he, seemingly satisfied, turned reentered his chambers... we on the other hand continued our journey up the wall....one after the other, we entered the beyond, anxious for the unknown...

[Something i hope to extend....] :)

Monday, December 10, 2007

a dream that will never come true

I had a wonderful dream last night, you know the one dream that you just never want to wake up from? It was absolute paradise , for a moment it seemed so real that i wanted to just reach out and grab it. But when you wake up, grasping thin air, the feeling of cold mercury filling your heart, that makes it seem that it is sinking, a sinking that you cannot stop, one that is relentless in reaching the bottom and with it taking all the happiness in you..

Friday, November 23, 2007

oppressively depressed

i'm oppressively depressed, i'm depressed guys, very depressed. guess what...you get more depressed when, for a change, you're not the one in deep shit. MANN! wahh....i never wanted masi oka's power more man. All it'd take is a little wobble of my cheeks and poof! and i don't need to be typing this nonsense and feeling certain rage emotions and i don't need to keep adding and's to this sentence to make it longer. I mean, i'm so depressed i'm drinking milk of the carton!!
Haiz..this'll take some time to wear off...

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

lame ass show...

Ever seen MTV's my super sweet 16? Most retarded show ever! (in a silly frilly voice) "Oh...! i really wanna 85880 dollar range rover because i can't fit my big fat black ass in my jackaass of a dad's car!, Oh what a quandry! what will i do!, Forget my starving relatives back in ethiopia, I wanna 1980 dollars custom made purple rocker costume from canada"
Wahh...super retarded...

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Hypo Power!

I seriously meant this blog to be a happy, cheerful one despite its omnious title..you know where i come and just give my quirky comments (or so i tell myself) about my life and the less significant albeit sizeable population around me. but today has been a fucked up day..yes i used it! thats how pissed off i am... I mean come on!, I say i do not belive in religion and hocus pocus and this person goes into a fricki' rave about how materialistic i am and how i use this said person for my monetary and selfishly materialistic needs. How thick can you get!?
For those of you who know me...which would be none of you reading this... i'm a very down to earth person... Really! what?! you don't believe me!?...come on..those are just little foot/side/in between notes to remind said readers who is the owner of this blog.....which is blogspot ... hmm ... okok.....I mean it is to remind said readers who writes here when said person feels the need to fomulate complete sentences, reassure himself that he can synthesise a coherent paragraph depicting the issue troubling him at said time period.
YesYes...i said alot of things.
Well like i said...lot of unkind things said today...You know what, I really don't like hypocrites. I think they are the most annoying type of people on this planet. Say one thing do something that tends in the other direction. Its very annoying and frustrating to the person with lesser authority and a brain that works in some semblance of logic. Its really very very sad...It was going on so well... and this group of people come and mess things up..I mean fiery temper has to come from somewhere...right? Oh wait! it comes from the person who has an out of control fire breadth! Wah...hypocrisy to the max! ok wait..is that how you spell that....?
wah..i think i know what to do...but i don't think i can do it....

Sunday, September 30, 2007

americans and b'days

Ok ok picture this..a man kicking himself on the head with a egg stuck to his forehead...now doesn't that sound completely retarded and heres the really "shocking" bit...hes, AMERICAN!..now isn't that just odd? Come now, an American acting stupid?... that isn't something you see everyday right? I mean we all know how amazingly sensible the yankees can be.. They were absolutely brilliant in their conquest of Iraq, attempted conquest of vietnam. I mean aren't we all begging busshy busshy bush, to police the world, because the rest of us are lawless vagabonds, incapable of of humanity, because Americans are just divine.

Whoo...kk calmed down. I'm immersed in anti-american sentiment right now. Eh Eh, i no terrorist ok? don't go arresting me for my 1 moment of weakness...

Anyway, yes lets not talk about retards shall we, because i'm announcing my birthday, yes my B'day is oct 4. i finally turn 18, i mean its not like me to be so materialistic, but it is a tad bit difficult to not look forward to do stuff legally finally.....

Hahaha but this year's gonna be different..boring...lol....

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

updates

its been awfully long since my last post, i shall be honest and say i was lazy. YES! i finally got my PR, wah and with that my Further Reporting Order, and heres the really sick part....I celebrated....I celebrated the arrival of news of my impending doom. Can you believe it, i must be the 1st retard on this planet to commemorate going to NS. Haha.. i'm full of shit, precisely why i even changed my blog site, to maintain an illusion of privacy....haha..not that i need it.....

Halo 3 is OUT!!!! Wah! finally.. of course its in X360, but i can celebrate can't i? MASTER CHIEF DIES!! at the end of the story.....hahaha...pretty cool eh? no lah, just the ending is such that to everybody else in the story, hes dead.....pretty awesome.. i heard, bungie pulled out all stops for this one, i really can't wait.....hopefully can get it for my b'day.....hahaha...still praying....

Monday, August 13, 2007

err..?

yes yes, august 15th is coming up, hmm, as a nation celebrates its independence, 2 people mourn the lose of it, si!, my parents wedding anniversary is in a couple of days,..19 years and still continue..wow...i wonder how long mine would last...if i eventually have one that is...
It also marks 30 years since the death of elvis presley, wah... i don't know why i even bother to remember useless information like that. It kinda makes wanna have a pensive.. you know the feeling of your head being too cramped? huh?
wah..i guess i'm in one of my retarded moods...
haiz...if i keep typing , only crap will come out...i better sign off for now.....

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Change

Hello, i'm usually over on friendster blogs, http://fiat-lux.blogs.friendster.com/let_there_be_light/, but lately, i figured it'd be kinda annoying to others if i wanted to post a little more frequently, which is something i plan to do, given the fact that i am an unemployed vagabond fresh off JC, with nothing else to do. So posting my musings here online, could be a tad more decent way to spend a little of my abundant time. So yes, here i am, at the brink of a new era of blogging....